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The dumb person who honest people ate loses
 Three ghosts are escorted to the hell underworld, they are prostitute, thief and doctor respectively before death.
King of Hell asks first what does the prostitute do in male genital generation. The prostitute answers: "I specially accommodate some homeless men, let them enjoy couple's life too. " King of Hell nods: "Fine, there should be good retribution. " Then order the judge in Hades to born to her in the rich and powerful household. Having taken turns thieves, it is said that he is calm too: "Go back to King of Hell, I specially take things for others in male genital generation. Someone's pocket is too heavy, can not move, I share some for him; Someone has not hidden things well, I pick up too; There are valuable too many things in others, I'm afraid he catches fire, transfer them to my home, preserve carefully. " King of Hell is so glad: "Whom you make very fine, this take pleasure in helping people, help others out of good will, should increase the 3rd century such as longevity, dies at the age of one hundred years old. "
The opening that the doctor can't help aside is said: "King you are deceive, they things of victimizing in whom human world make ............. "
The great anger of King of Hell, strike and is amazed by the wood of hall: "Who deceive I,I ask it answer you,tear why it will be others? What is your job? "
The doctor says bold and assuredly: "I am a real good person, I cure the sickness to save the patient, rescue all dying people well meticulously ........... "
"Shutting up, no wonder I send the little devil not to catch people, it's proved you are opposing me. The messenger, banish he to the lowest depths off hell, can't stand up forever. "
Smile and belong to smiling, you have persons more pleasant than the ones that sing saying, whether have opinionated confused leaders? Careful, don't suffer a loss but unable to talk for one reason or another

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Happy and grieved
 An old lady has two daughters: The eldest daughter is married for one to sell the umbrella, two sons-in-law are by making a living by selling the straw hat.
Reach the fine day, the old lady moans and groans, say " big son-in-law's umbrella does not sell well, the eldest daughter's day is unwell. "
But one gets to the rainy day, she remembers two daughters again: "Nobody has bought the straw hat. " So, no matter fine or rainy day, the old lady is always unhappy.
As soon as a neighbour feels laughable, a neighbour say to the old lady: "In rainy day you think about the eldest daughter's umbrella sell well, you think two daughters' straw hat business is good in fine day, think so, are not you glad everyday?
The old lady has listened to neighbour, degree had smiles on the face everyday.
Any thing can be viewed from a lot of angles, why always look for to one's own most unfavorable angle, with going over by oneself? 

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